Cedar Point. King Stud of Coaster Parks.
When it comes to saying good things about Cedar Point, I always have to tell myself to calm down and parse out one sentence at a time. So here's one: Despite being open only four solid months/year, it still keeps every other amusement park in the world living in its harem tent. Disney, Paramount, Sea World(s), Bush Gardens, Universal - all those big, bad corporate amusement parks scurry back to the dressing room and don pink 'I Dream of Genie' sheers when Cedar Point enters the room.
I'm going to cut this off early because I'm having a hard time parsing. In the meantime, here's the new 2007 park map (in .PDF format). The coasters aren't labeled yet but you can still get excited and pretend you're deciding which coaster to hit next. The new Maverick is on this one - located in the top left section of the peninsula - just below the Cedar Point/Snoopy text logo.
Comments
Just like we breed horses - we should have Kings Island and Cedar Point fuck. Then we can scatter their 'babies' all around the country.
Posted by: Ottonut | January 31, 2007 01:06 PM
The Iron Dragon sucks balls. They should knock that piece-of-crap coaster down and build another mechanical monstrosity that will make us shit our pants.
Posted by: Samantha | January 31, 2007 01:10 PM
Hey abe, why don't you tell the reader's about the time you blew off work and and went to Cedar Point while you were on acid. I'm sure they would like to hear that.
Posted by: Tom | January 31, 2007 01:13 PM
Yep, the Iron Dragon does suck! Balls!
Hey Abe, I thought you were at Disney World on acid? Or was CP another time? New thread -- what parks have you been to on acid? Me, it was Kings Island, 1985... (**flashing back**time tunnel animation with psychedelic lighting**Iron Butterfly on the stereo).
Yeah, you might say that the Iron Dragon is more of an "Iron Butterfly" #snicker# HAR HAR HAR
Posted by: t.b. | February 1, 2007 08:57 AM