Crawdads

Caught some crawdads
in the creek today
put them in a coffe can
and let 'em fight away
Club Claw got
Mr. Red Tip's leg
He tore it off
The kids say "Whoa!"
Now Red Tip's got a peg
At the Maxwell House Arena
I scored a front row seat
Because I caught the biggest crayfish
with the most amount of meat
Mom said she'll cook them in a pot
if we really think we'll eat them
I have butterflies as the time draws near
and can see the water steaming
She put the plate in front of us
full of crawdads limp and hot
I don't think that I will either
since my brothers said they're not