Special Guest Entry: Behold My Plow
Written by Truk
Puny little cars. You wallow lamely about like goldfish in a puddle. Stop struggling for a moment and witness my power!
I lower my rigid member and surge ahead with all four wheels propelling me forward. The snowy white drifts that you dared not enter fly willingly apart as I leap into them. Onward I plow with reckless abandon.
Your tiny wheels would never have been admitted into the depths of these smooth alabaster hills. Follow behind me if you wish, but dare not attempt to be the first to approach my fair mistress for she is a wild beast that will destroy lesser chassis.