Special Guest Entry: Guards are Aholes
Written by "Porchclimber"
Sup. I'm seriously tryin' to keep my cool right now. Finally got my computer privligis back an don't want to mess that up. I got another browser window open set to full screen behind this one as backup in case I gotta do a quick switch so they don't see my headline. It is logged in to a prayer forum.
So last week the guards raided all our cells. Took our mattresses, pillows - everything, and threw it in a pile in the middle of the cell block. They found EVERYTHING: My slammin' scrabble game I put together from stolen keyboard buttons, my pencil drawing of my girl lookin' her best, my pet cheewawa (Chico) I made outta' human hair - it took 274 days to make him. I started out makin' him a natural cheewawa color, but it took too long cuz they ain't too many blond dudes in here, so after a while I just wanted to get him done and started grabbing whatever hair I could get. He turned out a nice calico. I loved him.
The guard who found him straight up disrespected him. He reached in the cubby I made in my mattress and pulled him out. Soon as he laid eyes on Chico he said "Jesus Christ!" and jes' threw him down. The other guards was crackin' up and the guard who found him got pissed and kicked Chico into the trash pile.
What's effed up is they took away my privliges. Like I wasn't already a destroyed man. They destroyed me and then enilated me, too.
My 30 minutes is up.